The “Slightly Lost” Itinerary of the Nanjing Hash House Harriers

Remember, what happens on the hash, stays on the hash… except for the glory. That you take with you. On-On to the Yangtze River Delta Hash! May your trails be muddy, your beers cold, and your memories (fuzzily) cherished.

Day One: The “Breaking Ice” Saga

Friday, April 19th, 2024

  • 18:00- The Gathering of the Half-Minds:
    Assemble at the starting point where the only thing that’s on time is the beer. Prepare for an evening of trail-blazing, or at least, trail-stumbling.
  • 20:00 – Circle of Misdirection:
    Where accusations fly faster than our ability to follow trail marks. Did you shortcut? Are you wearing new shoes? Prepare to drink for your sins… and for others’ sins too. Misery loves company.
  • 20:15 – BBQ or How to Burn Stuff and Eat It:
    After proving your mettle (or metal, if you fell into any traps on the trail), it’s time to char some food as we share tales of that one time we got lost… which was probably earlier today.

Day Two: The “Epic Saga of Lost Soles”

Saturday, April 20th, 2024

  • 11:00 – The Misadventure Begins:
    Gather your wits, your friends, and possibly your enemies, for a trail that promises to be as clear as mud.
  • 13:30 – Buffet of the Bewildered:
    Refuel with a feast fit for a hasher who has ventured through the wilds of Nanjing. Remember, calories consumed on a hash don’t really count.
  • 14:30 – Hotspring Recovery or Boiling the Hasher Out of You:
    Perfect for soothing those aches, pains, and the accidental poison ivy rash. It’s like a spa day, if the spa was designed by slightly drunk trail enthusiasts.
  • 19:00 – Bash in the Villa or How to Party Like a Hasher:
    Where we demonstrate our uncanny ability to mix socializing, storytelling, and slightly suspect dance moves. A night to make memories you’ll struggle to remember.

Day Three: The “Rusty Man Hash” Challenge

Sunday, April 21st, 2024

  • TBD – For the Brave, the Foolish, and the Hangover-Defiant:
    Combine running, swimming (optional, depending on if you fall in), and possibly crawling to prove you are a Rusty Man or Woman. Celebrate your survival or at least your participation.
  • The Closing Circle:
    Where we say goodbye, make promises to meet again, and wonder whose idea it was to do the Rusty Man Hash. Spoiler: It was everyone’s and no one’s.

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 19th – 21st April, 2024